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Desperate Cry for Help 003
The endless greasy fish 'n chips, burger bars
The chavs, the slappers, the punks, and the rave monkeys
The acrid coffee
The stale muffins
The fantastic booze
So you think you know about England? Living in a daze, a haze, a fucking maze of confusion and alcohol to sooth the senses.
The clouds, the crowds, the rain and grim
So you fucking think you know about England?
The Yorkshire tea and Yorkshire pudding
Devon cream teas and mushy peas
And you're telling me you fucking know about England?
No one is pissed off, they're fucking polite
They smile, and pun, and have cheap ass umbrellas
The white vans, and trash cans, and even the mother-fucking Radio Times
Don't tell me about England!
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