Desperate Cry for Help 002

Howdy all, this is your friend and messiah, Depression Jones.

It's going to be a dark, miserable, rotten, soul leeching day in the land of the promised.

So work those fields, betray your blood brothers, and report directly to The Centre for Eternal Salvation any suspicions, fears, or vague prophetic portents of doom that might come your way.

Remember, those who deny the true order of love and happiness burn forever in the godless sewage pits of the damned, while those who remain faithful get a free toaster and a free, all expense paid, weekend in Orlando, Florida where they will be pestered by a man dressed as a giant fucking mouse.

ENJOY your freedoms my worshipful monkey slave-drones.

DENY the unfaithful from unjustly stealing YOUR reward for YOUR pure and thoughtless lifestyle.

Remember, I only have 2 luxury condo apartments, and there are only 52 weekends a year. So 104 luck believers will enjoy fresh oranges and sunshine, make SURE one of those privileged is YOU and not the lying, cheating, backstabbing bastard standing 3 feet to the right of ya...

AMEN!