Desperate Cry for Help 045

So you think maybe I've just been over reacting about all this?

Maybe, if I really tried really hard, and was a good little boy or a happy little girl, I could mend my wayward ways.

I could work in a card shop, selling Birthday and Christmas wishes to little old grannies, and have a totally fake ass "I am so happy to serve you and make your day all that much more fucking pleasant, Would you like me to gift wrap that for you, you bastard?" attitude.

And then I could go home and watch exactly one sitcom and one reality show and eat some Healthy Choice 4 U pre-packaged meal that I nuked in the microwave in just 2 minutes!

And then I could work out on a treadmill, feed my cat some nutritious shit that will somehow transform his aging body into some freaky cat acrobat who purrs and desperately loves the fuck out of me.

I could easily do all that twisted, deranged, morally hallow, perverse crap... if you think it will make me better.