Desperate Cry for Help 013

Don't succumb to temptation.

Seriously, if you succumb to temptation I will kick your fucking ass.

Honestly.

You don't want to mess with that shit.

And with good reason

The person who tempts you (if you refuse them and tell them off and let them know that they and their filth aren't welcomed) will feel lonely and dejected - and then they will come to tempt me.

I am someone who seriously needs temptation. I will take your temptation hand-me-downs.

I'm not proud.

Remember Sheila? Well after you rejected her, and then my pal John, and his pal George, and their mutual friend Rachael all rejected her advances, do you know where she went to? Yeah, our pal Simon. And Simon told her off, so I figure any day now Sheila is going to come for me.

And then we are going to get naked and do that stuff with spoons that she asked my co-worker Dave about.

It should be awesome.