Vague Insanty 090

I know that in all likelihood I will die alone, and confused, and possibly my last thoughts will be "OHH FUCK, THE PAIN!!!" or perhaps it will be something less terrible like - "Is that salami?"

So let's say, for the sake of argument, that I'm some random dead guy with absolutely no internet access.

What do I do from there?

I mean, historically speaking, death breaks up marriages and friendships like nobody's business.

Even if I was a good, clean living, healthy dude the circumstances of my death would probably be somewhat disgusting and involve a strange virulent form of a venereal disease not seen since medieval times.

And actually, I'm not even all that good or clean living, or healthy, so god knows what will actually happen.

If you ask me, I bet it will include alcohol, a mistaken identity, a defective fire cracker, and a midget named Pedro.

Do you think I should take up smoking?

It's just a matter of time, so why not take the Express Train?