Vague Insanty 051

First off, we know that the monkeys are guilty. Say your pretty words, weave your best defenses, but at the end of the day, the conclusion must be that these dudes truly don't deserve their fruit reward.

The monkeys have failed us all. They should have shown us how to be human, how to be great, and all by just BEING monkeys. I mean, how hard is that? Primates should teach us about ourselves, by blatantly being nothing like us, but feeding into our deranged desire to see ourselves as monkeys, its Lancelot Link all over again.

There's not a lot of chocolate DVDs out there. I want DVD chocolate discs that I can eat or watch Star Wars on. Why hasn't someone created that? We are all so busy trying to find the psychological answers to why humans are so screwed up; no one is taking their precious time to create the stupid things in life like Pet Rocks, and Wacky Wall Walkers.

I think I will invent the instant tuna sandwich. All you need is white bread, mayo, and tuna. It's not so much an invention as lunch. But you can still eat it.