Vague Insanty 050

So I'm trying to decide if I should wear a t-shirt with an Atari logo on it or if I should buy a swashbuckling frilly shirt and then slice the crap out of people on the bus.

I want some swordplay to be involved in my daily work commute.

I want to meet up with a small, rat dog, one of those hairless brown midget dogs, dressed up like a 16th century villain, with that weird frilly collar and stupid poofy red hat. He would challenge my honor as a man, and the only thing for it would be fast, deadly, dueling sword fighting.

He would thrust his rapier forward, holding it firmly in his mouth, I would fake a swipe, he would charge forward, and then elegantly, in one single swift move I would pick him up and toss the bastard out the window.

The reason I want to swordfight against small, defenseless, toy breed dogs is that I'm pretty sure I could win that one.

I wouldn't like to face a gorilla with a claymore, or a chimpanzee with a foil - but a tiny ass dog with a rapier and a plaid collar? That bitch is mine.