Vague Insanty 015

I'd like to train a ninja army. Okay, that's a lie. I want to have a ninja army, fully trained already at my disposal. If I had to train these damned ninjas myself, they'd all be dead, having accidentally thrown ninja stars into their own heads at my command when I got confused.

Now I don't know exactly what I'd do with an army of trained ninja assassins, but finding out would be the fun part. I think, probably, that ninja armies are the sorts of things you need to be responsible with. You really shouldn't just show off and be willy-nilly with thousands of ninjas - someone could get hurt.

I guess, mostly, I'd be concerned about dragons, or samurai, or other stuff, maybe my ninjas could kill those things and then go out and do my grocery shopping. I hate grocery shopping and it would be really awesome to send my ninjas, because if someone bought the last pack of Oreo cookies, then my ninja guys can just sword them in the head and take it out of their basket.

I guess they could just ask the guy politely, too -

"Excuse me sir. Please hand over that bag of Oreo cookies, or else I will be forced to kill you on orders from my sensei."

That would make getting groceries fun.