Vague Insanty 014

Maybe if i got drunk sometimes and then laughed and started to dance badly, then yes, I could probably scare, alienate, and get rid of my friends within a few days.

It's not that I don't like having my friends around. I like them. I need them. I just think that if I got really drunk, and high, and insane, I could possibly just say the perfect things to piss them off without actually meaning to.

It's sorta like how I'm all jolly and happy and like, "You know what I love about you man? I love how crap you are, dude. I mean, you suck, and you never take a break. The average person would not suck sometimes by like blind chance, but you my pal are a constant vaccuum of suckage, and that's great!"

I guess I could try to spread discontent amongst people I don't actually know very well -- but that's not fun at all.

What I think is better is when you've got something to like lose. I mean, when there's something on the line and explosives have been laid down by ninja assassin goat lords.

I love llamas.