Vague Insanty 013

It's not like monkeys have a very good way of organizing their world either. Maybe human beings should strive to be better than monkeys, but let's face it, monkeys look cooler than people. Not sexier, or like attractive, I'm not saying I'm into weird primate love sex or anything.

What I mean is, that human beings are like, really beat up toyota trucks, big, clumsy, can't swing from trees. And monkeys are like, Lamborghini sports cars, they can go fast and do anything that is cool. But what do monkeys do with all this? They just sorta eat bananas and shit on each other and beat the crap out of each other. Monkeys just neglect and abuse all the things that make them great.

Human beings, well they can paint, and write music, and stuff, but I've seen monkeys do all of that same shit. So, what the hell do humans have? The opposable thumb I guess. But that doesn't sound sexy. You're not going to get laid because of that.

"Hey babe, I have an opposable thumb!"

That is NOT a good pick up line. Trust me.

So yeah, if humans suck, and monkeys are just pissing away everything awesome about them, I'm going to have to look elsewhere to find another species that maybe has gotten their acts together better than us.

Anyone know how grasshopper society works?