Vague Insanty 012

It's not like reality works all that well. There are some things that are good about it, like Friction. That's definitely one of the better benefits of reality and physics and all that stuff. All my favorite activities involve friction at some level. I don't understand other things in reality, like gravity, but I'm sure it must come in useful a whole hell of a lot. But gravity should be like a light switch. It would be great to turn that shit off sometimes.

Now fermentation is awesome, so fermentation, friction, all of the great "F"s of life are things that I can support.

I think if I controlled physics I would create a new law called Fuzzlefrook, and it would sound sorta like a physics law we all are familiar with. But it would be - Fuzzlefrook, the notion that objects can do whatever the hell they want as long as it doesn't piss me off personally, and tends to stop doing stuff that pisses me off when I say so.

That's way better than that objects at rest tend to stay at rest, objects in motion... bullshit. See, humanity screwed up letting Isaac Newton define the laws of physics.

I could do that shit so much better.