Vague Insanty 011

Did you ever think that three seconds from now the world could actually explode in this freak accident fireball after some weird collison or something? But deep down you know it probably won't and you'll have to go to work. It's not that I necessarily crave apocalypse, but a temporary one wouldn't be bad. Maybe if the world could just end until Tuesday when god could come back and say "WHOOPS! What the hell have I been doing?" and put it all back with some powerful superglue.

And hey, we know the man has some mighty ass superglue, he's god. He's pretty much the all time source of the stuff. But i kinda think god doesn't work that way, as he has so far failed to grant any of my general apocalypse wishes.

I think if i could petition for a minor disaster though, maybe that would work, but you know nothing bad, just a small one - like, LOTS of SNOW!!

Oh dear god, let there be LOTS of SNOW! Like a whole heck of a lot. Like enough to keep me trapped in my house for three days so I can try to survive on oreo cookies and pornography. Is that too much of a miracle?

I wish I could fly. Without all the gayness.