Vague Insanty 005

Not that I necessarily believe that robots are actually out to conquer the world, but it probably wouldn't be TOO BAD if they tried. I mean, as far as worlds go, this one would be good to put on your resume "June 2004-August 2005, Conquered Earth" topped off by "Sept 2005 - Present, Ruled Earth In Robotic Tyranny".

I think I prefer the robotic oppressors because you can all get behind fighting some evil ass dictator who looks like a Honda Accord gone evil. It's really hard to resist a dictator when he's got a bitchin' moustache and speaks fluent Italian. I think it's sort of like one of those cold war spy movies, but with robots in fur lined hats. Damn, i just wish Aibo or Asimo, would like, you know, go nuts and start with the killin'!

I'm just so tired of all these peaceful, dork hat robots which are only mildly cool for 3 minutes before they totally kill 4 double A batteries. I bought rechargables and the damn thing only bothers to light up it's red little eyes, say "Hellooooooooooooooo", go bleep and then sit there again.

Technology is like a really bad lay in high school.

No one believes you.