Vague Insanty 004

So I'm guessing you guys think that the banana accumulator I've invented is just some stupid fad. Well, as I see it, people are going to need a lot of fruit when the apocalypse comes. And why is the apocalypse coming? Well I think it first occurred to me when I was fishing in a small lake just west of the legendary kingdom of the fish people.

See, fish people, they don't like fishermen. At first I couldn't see why, but then I realsied that, well, to put it nicely, I was killing them, scaling them, cooking them and then feeding them to my cat. So yeah, they got a legitimate beef there.

And here I am with my cat, Bastardtron, and I think, hey if I can't fish, what the hell rights do I have? I asked Bastardtron if he agreed with me, but he can't speak, so he just clawed at my leg and cut me up something brutal.

So I think that most likely Bastardtron had one of those psychic animal things, where he can sense disaster, and then the only way to express that is by physically attacking me until and beyond the point of bleeding.

I trust cat psychics.