Vague Insanty 082

It's not that I resent the option to travel through the mystic under-realms of my imagination. I know that I have been invited to dream, and see the shapes and shadows of my mind become reality.

But ultimately, that is just going to be gross, sticky, and possibly lead to multiple counts of litigation against me. Probably the case would be me versus the human race, and the judge would resign in disgust, and as a legal loophole I would be free and spend the rest of my days on the greasy talk show circuit.

I personally would like to have the time to accidentally insult and offend each of you. Like handing out flowers to orphans and then punching them in the face immediately afterwards for no apparent reason.

It's not a very popular thing to do,

But it's surprisingly fun.