Vague Insanty 081

Like a drunken cowboy I will know all the answers before you ask the questions and there will be no debate because I will have a six-shooter and very bad breath.

And it may not seem like a very big deal, but one day in the near future we will meet again, and you will smell me and I will smell heavily of cows... because I am the cowboy.

And then you will smell the strong stench of booze... because I am the alcoholic cowboy.

And then you will smell the strong stench of gun powder... because I will have shot you at point blank range.

Nothing personal, I just have to protect my cows.

It's my job.

I'm a cowboy.

And now, to explain further, I will perform an intricate and complex mime, involving spandex, dancing, and awkward facial expressions.