Vague Insanty 037

The spiral is there and it's moving and being a jackass because everyone thinks that that spiral is pretty and awesome and like super important, but it's just a lying dickwad.

Truth is, spiral doesn't give a crap about any of us. It just sort of sits there, spiraling, looking cool, being awesome and then it laughs. The goddamn spiral is laughing at us all and we are too intoxicated to notice or care and I think I should just shoot up and listen to throbbing techno music now because there is no point.

We were all lied to. The future we wanted was never delivered and then next thing you know you've married some fat guy and you aren't even gay.

The spiral tells you that this dude will be cool and will soon own his own island in the pacific and has an eerie amount of knowledge about Pac-Man. But the truth is the spiral just wanted to fuck you over and laugh at you and eat your corn chips while you weren't looking, and now you are married and unable to count to five.

So that's why I'm running for President.