Vague Insanty 031

Freezing cloud and slightly sober but I'm not actually sane, so I smile and I try to think if there's a way to dance that makes me look cool and not so strange that women will run away in terror but I think it's just like when I try to swim - I just drown.

I'm not an Olympic athlete. In fact, I can hardly raise cookies to my mouth without puffing and having loss of breath. I'm just some random fat guy smiling while playing a portable Pac-Man game.

And somehow this scares people and the cats all sing to me, and then I'm drinking milk and worshipping the Anti-Christ to pass the time. But the time is just a lie, and the small monkeys are screaming, and I think I'll try to eat a cherry to boost to my next life. 1 up, two down, I pumping quarters into this game call life, but I'm going to hit the kill level while I'm still willing to survive. Then the cloud monkeys attack me with their rapping robot Jim.

I guess I should attack people in my paramilitary gear, but I can't because I'm too busy eating bananas and popping pills, and the small man under my desk tells me that this will all end in pain, but I think he's just a midget telling me to be insane. And I would like to go home now but there's 10 minutes left to go. And I am thinking I'm just Norwegian with a small dog named Pogo.