Vague Insanty 029

Last night I was sitting, trying to watch my TV, but the picture was all blurry, and the actors Japanese. When I hit the TV hard enough the picture became clear but the voices were so out of sync that I wish it was still blurry so I couldn't tell.

They were screaming very loudly about how cute this kitten was, and then they were attacked by a robot with a moustache.

At this point I realized that the movie wasn't porn, it was just an honest attempt to make a film about some schoolgirls dressed as ninja warriors with a large UFO and some cat people, and some guy who looked unbelievably homosexual but was somehow the male lead who all the cyber-infested-big-breasted-schoolgirl teens adored, and then someone with purple hair started shooting everything that moved, and I sat down drinking coffee and tried to figure out the plot, and my head exploded in slow motion as the ending credits rolled.

I went upstairs an downloaded another file. It was smaller, but the dude insisted it was the most awesome thing since Schoolgirl Invader Trash Orgy 5. When I watched that, it was odd because there was the same vaguely gay looking guy getting all the fame and all the love, and then I realized that my house was on fire but I did not care.

I went to sleep and I died of smoke inhalation.