Vague Insanty 007

I'm just not crazy enough. I walk to the doctor and they tell me I'm just not crazy enough. I say "Hey Doc! I got a walrus in my pants already!" but then he tells me that some other dude has a whole concert piano in his. So, I'm just not crazy enough.

And then the voices in my head tell me to mention them but I just can't, it's so tacky to mention the voices, everyone has the voices, so I just keep quiet about it and ask the doctor if a trumpet-playing walrus would make me crazy enough. Then i discover that the walrus is too busy playing the concert piano in the other guys blue jeans, and so I've been screwed again.

I don't want a whole hell of a lot here, you know? I just want someone to look at me, just once, and say "Dude, you are seriously fucked up," and really MEAN it, not just like my friends do to be nice. Someone different, someone new, someone with vast amounts of access to powerful psychotic drugs.

Did I mention the walrus is smoking?