Vague Insanty 002

Maybe my coffee drinking lifestyle is to blame. Sure I am super caffeine boy, and the walruses all envy my mad coffee highs, but what do those mammalian bastards know? I have evolved beyond my mammal hertiage, into a new species, a new dynamic, which I will simply describe as "IT Geek for the 21st Century".

Eating fish, swimming, those sea-living mammals think they can do it all. But can a walrus use a QWERTY keyboard, can a Walrus even compose the simplest HTML page? I doubt it.

Truth is, someone is going to have to make these walruses pay, for their arrogance, for their ignorance, for all that fish I've been feeding them.

I'm not really into revenge, or hatred, or those little plastic dots you stick at the end of cabinet doors to keep them from bashing harshly into the cabinet frame -- nope, I'm not down with any of that stuff.

But I do know one thing, I really love mango ice cream. And if I could just successfully combine coffee and mango ice cream WITHOUT coming up with some freaky concoction that tastes like warm vomit, I would be a pretty cool guy.

Instead, I just look at the classified car ads, and weep. Damn you and that Jeep Cherokee I can't afford.

Somewhere out there, in the desert, a walrus is driving a jeep that should rightfully be mine.