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Banana chips. Yes, I am one lucid motherfucker. I am totally able to make point A and then follow that up with Point B.
Gone are the days when I started with Point Q, moved on to Point L, and then did a sudden turn around and made Point Green, which totally contradicted the excellent comments I had made thus far in regards to Q and L.
Nope, I am able to follow a linear path of pure progression, and even win a debate.
I hate prostitutes.
Now, if you were wondering about me, and how I've been, I've been well. Very well.
I've been so terribly well that I just wake up every morning, pet my cat for 13 and a half minutes, then jump into my used Toyota, and drive to work.
I have an automatic gearbox in my Toyota. And I need an automatic gear box for my life.
I just need to live in cruise control. Need to coast along and be a good person.
You still love me. You always loved me. You wouldn't stop loving me just out of the blue would you?
Of course not.
We share a special bond.
A lover's bond.
Not a SEXUAL lover's bond.
But we are lovers all the same.
Damn it, you fucking love me, admit it.
You want to be my bitch.
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