Vague Insanty 072

You may think your llama is worth a damn, but let me tell you this mister, I've seen your llama smoking and cheating at cards.

Sure, hug your llama with pride, love the hell out the llama, caress the llama with passion and desire, but in the end that llama is going to kick you hard in the gut, and there is no word in llamese for "sorry."

The llamas of this world are just using you, Billy. No one understands the complex psychology of the llama mindset.

One moment the llama seems nice, peaceful, the next, it's sitting in a seedy strip joint, polishing a gun and waiting for the next contract killing opportunity.

I've seen these llamas kill and it's not cool...

Okay, that's a lie

It's actually damned cool, BUT NOT when it's you.

I don't want to see you assassinated by llamas, man. Then you'd be all dead, and we couldn't go bowling ever again.

Just watch yourself, and beware the llama revolution.