Vague Insanty 024

So there's all this confusion and I think I'd like to capitalize on it, but I'm too mixed up to know how. I just want to abuse the situation for my own devious ends, but I have no clue what those devious ends should be, or if I should cackle loudly if I achieve them, or if that's a bit over the top these days.

I guess I just preferred it when I was too stupid to recognize the opportunities presented by corruption, evil, incompetence, and all that fun stuff. When I believed in human nature and the goodness of good stuff, and the badness of bad stuff, things were pretty much like their adjectives.

Now, nothing is like its adjective, and rarely like its verb. I think I live in some twisted adverb land now, and I guess I just thought this would all be different.

Not better, or happier, or more altruistic, but different. Sort of like a cat dancing to jazz music.

I love my cat Bastardtron; he has no potential.