Vague Insanty 022

So let's pretend that monkeys can be cowboys. I think that monkeys might do a damned good job as crazy Billy the Kid outlaws, riding on horses. I'm not too clear on the way monkey hands work though, so I don't know if they could fire six-shooters or anything, but I do understand that the average monkey is super strong and could rip you in two with its bare hands -- which HAS to be a bonus for a monkey cowboy.

So, these cowmonkeys are ruling the plains, herding the cattle, and then what happens? Are they attacked by mutant alien poachers from dimension x? I kind of doubt it.

I think these monkeys are gunna face lawsuits. Cruelty to cows. I'm not sure how stiff of a fine being cruel to cows carries, but I'm thinking these monkeys won't stand for it. And pretty soon it will just be me. Trying to care for these cows. And then what?

What do I know about caring for cows? It's very hard to care about anything. I guess I just would like to run away and play Atari games. But I can't because my blissful Atari, Pac-Man, Donkey Kong, Galaga days are largely over. Someone else has to step up to the console now, and I've got to hand over that baton, the gamestick.