Vague Insanty 020

so let's say that I'm some sort of cool Cyber-monkey. You know, like I'm a chimp with a USB port built right into the back of my skull; and then I get some woo-woo memory stick shoved into my head that allows me to speak Japanese.

And so I'm this Japanese cyborg monkey with massive mental upgrades, do you think that it would be ethical, moral, and American, to then use this weird twist of fate to attempt to pick up young, beautiful, attractive Japanese girls and then make them dress in skin tight lycra outfits whilst quoting my favorite anime shows?

And if the answer to that above question is "No," then you, my friend, are a fucking moron. It's not that I NEED to be a Cyber-monkey, to get ladies. I'm not dependent on cybernetic primate-fu. It's just that Japanese ladies love cute, cuddly things, and only Japanese ladies would be twisted enough to think that some fucked up, cyber monkey with slots in his head, was still CUTE.

You know what I mean?

Personally, I think people make too much fuss about technology and not enough about how to use that technology to help mankind, or more specifically - ME.