Vague Insanty 018

So let's say there were two guys named David, and these two guys had a large gun, three swords, and a rubber chicken. I think that when the apocalypse comes, they aren't going to have a lot of use for that rubber chicken, and that's the whole problem.

If you have one of these big apocalypses, you need to have a good sense of humor, or else that sort of thing might start to depress you.

So let's say that we could do something new, we could create a FUN Natural Disaster! It would be a thrill riding earthquake followed by spectacular comet strike explosion!

I will call this natural disaster "Billy"

And Billy will come, and will kill the fuck out of us, and we will welcome Billy with open arms, and laugh our asses off.

I embrace the Billy apocalypse. I need the strength to prevent the anti-comet nuclear programme. We must join together as pro-comet annihilation friends.